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Mormon Demotivational Poster


RELIGION - I'M RIGHT! YOU'RE WRONG! LA! LA! LA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!


TAGS: religion christianity mormon
Rating: 3.61/5
Paranoia - December 19, 2009, 12:02 am
Heh, always better when it's true.
Derek - November 17, 2009, 8:11 pm
Excellent
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:55 am
caps lock 'll do it.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:54 am
*reading
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:54 am
percetion. I refer to her arguement as the empirical refutation of agnoticism and theism. But I am interested in ready about actual proofs of the existence of god ... just shout about my humming, k?
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:52 am
I deny the existence of a god, but I don't know if I am adamant about it. I simply agree with Ayn Rand's argument that agnosticism allows for the possibility of a Supernatural being and that possibility itself exists far beyond any human experience or
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 11:24 pm
Perfect Poster. I like how it doesn't specify any single religion. It also applies to those who adamantly deny the existence of a God. 5 lions.
MO - August 28, 2009, 8:45 am
Yes it does. But WHO said it is the question....1L
CANADA - August 28, 2009, 8:19 am
hahaha this one says it all


MORMON TOURETTES -




ATHEISM - I'll keep my Atheism to myself when you can get an abortion next to the open liquor store and the gay-friendly marriage license bureau in Utah on Sunday.


TAGS: law mormon atheist atheism utah
Rating: 3.68/5

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ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:36 pm
if we were all gay there would be no need for abortions.
EmilioDumphque - October 6, 2012, 1:18 pm
Right on wit yo' right on, BABY!


#1 COFFEE BENEFIT - KEEPS YOU FROM BEING A MORMON




MITT ROMNEY - His Reaction When Asked To Describe His Wife In One Motion.




PROVERBS -




LDS BAPTISMAL BASIN - Man, them Mormons know how to have fun!




MISSION TO THE MOON -


TAGS: mission mormons moon february motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.35/5

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agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 1:45 pm
Ron's a solution man!
sheiksaws - February 3, 2010, 12:47 am
HAAHAA love this one brother Ron.
BoneCD - February 2, 2010, 9:21 pm
But that would make them Moonies,,,just sayin'
spacedog - February 2, 2010, 9:19 pm
LOL! Nice work Ron, 5Ls. Mormons on the Moon and Jehovahs on...Jupiter?
BoneCD - February 2, 2010, 8:21 pm
And this from Mr. Utah...5L
GreyScorpion - February 2, 2010, 8:15 pm
Don't I wish 5L


Marvin the Martian -


TAGS: the martian mormons
Rating: 1.76/5

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Haarakkon - August 27, 2009, 11:20 pm
That would be about 2 centuries too early for the Latter Day Saints.
Lena - August 27, 2009, 8:36 pm
A world full of mormons or christians... it would be like 1655 all over again! HaHa
LogicDude - November 1, 2008, 9:29 pm
Get it wrong and you'll make me angry...VERY angry!
Seb - November 1, 2008, 8:00 pm
Oh, SNAP
Briton of Rose - July 30, 2008, 2:51 pm
Actually, it's the "Eludium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator".


MAGIC MORMON UNDERWEAR - Repels bullets, knives, and most importantly, logic.




DO YOU REALLY WANT JUST ONE WOMAN? - The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints


TAGS: mormon woman bored couple
Rating: 2.17/5

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Me_ - December 9, 2009, 1:55 pm
One is enough. Multiple women in the same house will have their cycles sync up. Messed up thing is I can have multiple girlfriends and have kids with them without breaking the law. But I could only marry one of them.
Sid - December 9, 2009, 7:29 am
multiple mother-in-laws are you crazy?
Derek - December 9, 2009, 4:32 am
One keen woman can take everything you've got. No need to be greedy!


Counting His Ribs -


TAGS: thieves mormon missionaries beating homeowner
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - September 1, 2015, 8:56 am
Hilarious a 5er
BobbEdwards - August 28, 2013, 9:11 am
This should be on Religifake too, methinks
PorterRockwell - August 27, 2013, 11:07 pm
This actually occured in Las Vegas NV.
lgvernon - August 27, 2013, 11:05 pm

Is...mmm...FUNNY!! 5Ls


NBC CHANNEL 5 SALT LAKE CITY - Station refuses to air new program The Playboy Club. Mormon censorship behind the "Zion Curtain"




MORMON MISSIONARIES -


TAGS: mormon missionaries jesus lost religion motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.65/5

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boeweizer - February 23, 2010, 5:38 pm
always getting server some type of pasta if/when invited in


BROTHERLY LOVE -


TAGS: love mormon anti
Rating: 3.42/5

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EL DIRTIO - October 26, 2009, 7:20 am
My oldest brother is a mormon and he's a fucken weirdo.


MORMON BENEFITS -




POLYGAMY - Boy, is his crotch sore.




EQUAL OPPORTUNITY HATER - Hey, you forgot atheists.


TAGS: mormons hater atheists
Rating: 2.43/5

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Lena - August 27, 2009, 8:34 pm
Hate+No Proof= Religion
Redundancy - August 1, 2009, 7:28 pm
It says rebellious women but not men, then goes on to say racist.
Eggnik - May 25, 2009, 4:16 am
He did say false religions Pimpus. Maybe he includes Islam in that category.
asdf - March 8, 2009, 6:24 pm
wait, RnR? Ryusei no Rockman? MEGAMAN STARFORCE RULEZ!!!!!!
RnR - August 16, 2008, 7:01 am
what? never mind snakecharmers??? why? They tend to get Uma Thurman, Lucy Liu, Vivica Fox and Daryl Hannah in bed.... :)
amy - August 15, 2008, 8:44 pm
aw, ok. thanks for the info sean :D
Sean - August 15, 2008, 3:13 pm
It relates to that bullshit line that "there are no atheists in foxholes". But it likely also refers to the notion of turning to G-O-D in times of need and ignoring your religion when things are going good.
amy - August 15, 2008, 2:59 pm
never mind all that whats "fox hole religion"?!?!?!? O_O.
RnR - August 15, 2008, 4:08 am
and he left out Scientology and Bhuddists and Snakecharmers
Jesus - August 14, 2008, 10:53 pm
I thought I said to love those people... Wait, wait... lemme just check here... Yeah yeah, I said love your neighbor, AND love your enemy. So how's about no more of this hating the people I came to save? Hmm? How does that sound?
Lordpimpus - July 31, 2008, 7:06 am
as a Muslim, i feel left out!! :( Come on... everybody hates us!!! why not this guy!?!?!? :'( :D
Zack - June 13, 2008, 1:33 pm
Why don't this guy just take a pill?
Max - May 24, 2008, 5:47 pm
I watch TV more than study the bible...probably because I burned all the ones in this house for being full of shit. Guess that makes me a bad person. *Slaps own wrist* Baaad.
cathy - May 13, 2008, 9:19 pm
an ankle biter is a child. some kinda sicko.
Sean - May 10, 2008, 8:09 pm
-- the closest definition to what this guy seems to be sickened by.
Sean - May 10, 2008, 8:09 pm
Good question, Brian. According to the Urban Dictionary: "Someone that feels the need to overcompensate in any way,for any kinda shortcoming; ala small,loud barking dogs that bite your ankles to show you their workin' wit' sumthin'.." At least that is t
Brian - May 10, 2008, 2:22 pm
what is an ankle biter?
Sean - May 10, 2008, 12:55 pm
You're right. Unlike Dykes On Bikes, we just don't make him sick, I guess. Sigh.
heh - May 10, 2008, 7:34 am
Maybe they don't believe in athiests. ;-)


LEARN TO SPELL - Mormons


TAGS: mormon spelling idiot moron
Rating: 1.71/5

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Anonymous - January 29, 2009, 11:55 pm
And so are STDs, have fun.
Fubar - April 23, 2008, 2:58 am
Internet Virgins, they're soooo cute...
Sean - April 22, 2008, 5:21 pm
Hi Anonymous. Welcome to the internet. Your first time?
Anonymous - April 22, 2008, 4:48 pm
Learn to spell. Morons
Sean - March 29, 2008, 12:36 pm
Way ahead of you, funny guy. See my apology entitled "Morans".


misspelling -


TAGS: surrounded by mormons carface all dogs go to heaven except chihuahuas
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 28, 2013, 3:41 pm
I'm opening a 5L can of whoop a** on ya crotchety!


EXCOMMUNICATION - And this is what got me kicked out of the Mormon Church


TAGS: excommunication kicked out mormon church
Rating: 3.6/5

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maoworks2 - January 19, 2012, 1:05 pm
Thanks.
RonE - January 19, 2012, 11:30 am
Scotland
maoworks2 - January 19, 2012, 11:09 am
Where's The Beer From ?


In the Beginning -


TAGS: adam eve eden mormon god
Rating: 3.67/5

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blesic - June 8, 2015, 10:59 pm
Thank you very much.
mizzdizz - June 5, 2015, 7:33 pm
S was Moses, Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, David ..... LOL! 5L Blesic!


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